All I want is a simple picture of the dogs in front of a Christmas tree.
Can you tell which one was taking this a little more seriously? Maybe the one that their head is not moving in every single frame.
This is serious business when a treat’s involved.
I’m also noticing how sad it is that my attempt at a Christmas shot with the dogs is a tiny tree way in the background.
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A couple of weeks ago while in Kansas City (with all of those CUTE bulldogs) we went to the Kansas Jayhawks/Missouri Tigers football game. I really could care less about the game so I spent 99.9% of the time looking at people.
One person in particular.
(The hat was strategically placed)
You know I don’t normally make fun of people (insert eye roll here) but I just can’t resist this one.
Now COME on! This makes Kate Gosselin’s hair look good. From the looks of it she had to take gel or hairspray or GLUE to keep that sticking straight up in the back. It looked like a lot of effort for not much in return.
It was bad. Real bad.
But do you know what’s good? Real good?
Oh yeah. That’s right.
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My husband and I made a quick trip to the mall last night to get a birthday present for Lauren (Happy Birthday Lauren!).
The end.
Ok, not really.
While we were there he wanted to run and try on and pick up some jeans. He grabbed a pair and ran to the dressing room just to get a quick gauge of where to go from there.
He came out of the dressing room looking a little distraught. The jeans didn’t fit. They were too tight.
The look on his face said it all. Depression. Self-hate. Why? WHY?! WHY!!!
All I told him was, “Welcome to my world.” He finally knew what it felt like to be a woman and something NOT FIT PROPERLY.
I soothed him by telling him what I would have wanted to hear, “It was probably just the cut of the jean that made them tight.”
He also reacted like every woman I know. Instead of going home and running or working out he got a $10 container of pistachios, cashews, and peanuts. Now that’s my kind of (wo)man!
Now let’s see…how fat is my husband?
Yeah, exactly. Not fat at all. I would still kill for his legs. Is that a weird thing to say?
Speaking of not fat and fat…
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Or twenty.
I could bore you with details about Thanksgiving that no one (including myself) care about. I saw family–blah blah blah. I ate food–blah blah blah. I ice skated–blah blah blah.
The thing I’ll remember the most about Thanksgiving ‘09 is this:
And THIS:
Can you handle the cuteness? Oh my goodness, Christmas came early for me when my husband informed me there were going to be 8 floors, EIGHT FLOORS, of bulldogs at the hotel we stayed at in Kansas City.
As a person who loves dogs and loves bulldogs I almost passed out. It was a dream come true. Granted, they stunk the hotel up but it was totally worth it when I got to sink my hands into that soft, blubbery, wrinkled fur.
The only thing that could have made it better is if I saw one that’s going to be starring in a major motion picture next year.
OH WAIT.
I did!
Meet Edward. Yes, he is named after Edward Cullen. He was way less brooding than Edward Cullen though. He seemed like he knew how to have a good time.
He’s starring in “The Other Guys” with Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Samuel L Jackson, and Dwayne “THE ROCK” Johnson.
He gave me his pawtograph. Wow, I’m sorry that was bad. And sadly that’s a lie–no pawtograph.
Needless to say, no food or activity lived up to this. And starting today I will be taking donations for the “Buy Angela a Bulldog” fund.
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Happy Thanksgiving from me and my two turkeys.
Eat a ton, laugh til you pee yourself, and rest until you can’t rest anymore!
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…always wishing people…
…Happy Birthday…
…on the wrong day…
What year is it again?
And more importantly, why is it still in the month of February?
Although one things not surprising about the calendar, it’s a dog calendar.
Speaking of dogs…is it just me or does it look like Miss Sadie is giving Lexi a little talking to.
And then Lexi completely ignoring her.
Looks like Lexi needs a bath…
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There is nothing more fun in life than a good ole’ fashion rivalry.
It is fun. Until the rivalry involves you and your significant other.
It is REALLY fun when your team is on the losing side of that rivalry and you have to go sleep in the same bed as the enemy. It makes my skin crawl everytime I think of it.
I know I’ve shown this picture a million times but A. I look skinny in it (can I say that when it’s a headshot?) and B. it tells you which teams I’m talking about.
OU and Nebraska are not doing well at all this year. Not. At. All. But a victory still matters.
Unfortunately OU sucked a little more this year than Nebraska did.
I may have crossed a line when I posted this on facebook:
(Is anyone shocked to see that my profile picture is of a dog? Anyone?)
He was being so kind to me until he saw that. Then he let the insults fly. And just a note–I don’t hate my husband. I just strongly dislike him in moments like these.
I’m over it now. Only because I know I have two little Sooner girls that have my back!
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This holiday season I’m trying to focus more on LOSING weight rather than gaining the 30 pounds I seem to gain during that time of year. It helps when my attempt at cooking pumpkin bread was a disaster. (I did the toothpick test and it passed. So why when I cut into it was half of it raw?) So that took that temptation away.
I bought this DVD to help keep off the pounds.
I plan to get my butt kicked for every single minute of it.
The problem is, is that it’s nearing the holidays. And they had these…
And I just can’t say no to these. Plus I like to be ironic and what is more ironic than buying a workout DVD and a high calorie/high fat chocolate candy at the same time? To be honest I don’t know if that is ACTUALLY irony but it sounds good.
I know these two don’t care what size I am…well, the brown one judges a little bit but the black one? We’re kindred spirits. Food makes us content. And it shows.
Could there possibly be a cuter turtle?
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How many of you been told you look like someone famous?
I used to be told I look like Jennifer Aniston when my face was a little skinnier and I had long blondish hair. I think it’s my chin/jaw-line. It’s quite prominent. I love Jennifer Aniston and totally took it as a compliment. Although I was never told, “You could be Jennifer Aniston’s body double!” That’s what I REALLY would have loved to hear. Oh well…
(By the way, I know that picture has no resemblance to Jennifer Aniston, except of course the arms! I’m coming to find out I don’t take enough pictures of myself so this is the result of that!)
Now, I’m getting a new one.
It hasn’t been overwhelming or anything (although my husband is sick of me talking about it) because she’s not extremely famous.
It all started with a text from my husband’s cousin. Is there such thing as a cousin-in-law? The text said, “You didn’t tell me your wife was in Paranormal Activity.”
I looked up a picture of the girl (Katie Featherston is her name) and thought there was a slight resemblance. When I watched a trailer of the movie I did notice she had a little bit of a double-chin, no offense to her of course. Now THAT I recognize!
Then when we visited Kansas City this guy who worked at Wendy’s came out and told me I looked just like her and that everyone who worked there thought I did.
I don’t know what to say to people when they say stuff. Thank you? Is that a compliment? Ok? It’s always a bit awkward.
I’ll let you all be the judge. I don’t think I look like any of her “real-life” pictures but to me there is a small resemblance to her in the film.
Her in the movie
This is the closest I could come to a picture like the one above:
Yeah that’s not close at all…
Her in “real life.”
These pictures really aren’t that great of a representation. If I were a true blogger I’d re-enact them…
Here’s a couple of Lassie dopplegangers!
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I’m sorry, if this is wrong then I don’t want to be right. I have a feeling anytime I’m feeling blue these tutus will be making an appearance.
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Hi Everybody! I'm Angela. I love my dogs, adore my husband and try to make the best out of everyday! 
