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A Nubby Werewolf…

Posted in Another reason I'm AWESOME!, People are dumb luckily I'm normal, Reasons I'm so screwed up, Things I'll regret posting tomorrow morning, blabber on July 31, 2009 | 11 Comments »

I’m confessing I don’t know how to spell nubby (or gnubby or knubby or bnubby or jnubby) I just don’t know.  I barely knew how to spell werewolf.  I left out the e. 
In 6th grade I came in third place in a spelling bee behind two 8th graders.  The word I got out on? Vulture. It’s [...]

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I’m the Next Steve Williams…

Posted in Another reason I'm AWESOME!, Stuff you probably don't care about, hubby on July 30, 2009 | 5 Comments »

That’s Tiger Woods’ caddy for those of you who didn’t know.  Which I didn’t know either but Google did and that’s what’s important.
But I digress…
A couple of nights ago my husband thought it would be fun to go to the driving range.  That does sound like my idea of fun–if fun means humiliation.  My husband [...]

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Wall-E…

Posted in Another reason I'm AWESOME!, Stuff you probably don't care about, hubby on July 29, 2009 | 10 Comments »

Not to disappoint you but this has nothing to do with the movie Wall-E.  I have never seen and do not intend to see it until I have a 3 year old saying, “I wanna see Wall-E again…NOW!”
This does have to do with a wall.  An accent wall.
We have lived in our house for two [...]

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There’s So Many Inappropriate Things I Could Call These Little Jerks But I Won’t…

Posted in Stuff you probably don't care about, Wow this is absolutely dreadful on July 22, 2009 | 4 Comments »

Say hello to my new best friend…

The Bagworm. 
They are something out of a horror movie.  I’m pretty sure this is one thing God cursed to this earth the minute Adam and Eve bit into that apple.
“Oh how was that apple? Because now that you ate it I’m sending worms that will destroy everything in their [...]

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Le, Le, Le, Lexi and the Vet…

Posted in Dog, Stuff you probably don't care about, blabber, fat dog on July 16, 2009 | 8 Comments »

My husband and I finally broke down and took Lexi into the vet last Saturday because her constant biting and licking and scratching were driving him and I crazy.  I’m sure it was beyond the point of insanity for her, but she’s a dog.  I’m sure I’ve waxed poetic about the times we’ve taken our [...]

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I Am Embarrassed With Myself…

Posted in Another reason I'm AWESOME!, Hopefully not offending anyone, Stuff you probably don't care about, blabber on July 15, 2009 | 9 Comments »

So, let’s see…has it been a month since I last wrote?  What has come over me? 
Oh, that’s right–my mind seemed to have stopped the ability to write coherent sentences that made sense and that people would actually want to read.
My life has been so boring snoring lately that it’s not even worth wasting people’s time [...]

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