Ew, Ew, and Ew…

Thursday was a gross, gross day.
Dogs, worms, and people all grossed me out.
So, I went to the bathroom at work.  Twice.  There’s actually more to this story I promise.  Each time I was in there, there was someone else in there with me.  And each time they did NOT wash their hands.  I don’t know [...]

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Ok, This Makes Me Sound Really Bad…

This story has come up in the past couple of days so I thought I’d share with you some fun memories of how I made my husband fall in love with me.
Sarcasm is totally intended.
Just know that this story takes place about two years AFTER Brian and I first starting dating.  He should know better.  [...]

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Not To Complain or Anything But…

People are annoying.  And I’m sorry, if I didn’t complain here then my poor husband would have to listen to me.  So, instead you all are my therapy.
I hate driving.  I hate driving in the city that I live because people are selfish and rude.  Oklahoma is known for their polite people and if you [...]

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Bits and Pieces…

Life just keeps getting more funny with each passing day.  Sometimes I think God has the best sense of humor of ANYONE I know.
Let me just give you some finer things that have happened in the last 24 hours:

I had an argument with my husband this morning on if you brush your teeth only once [...]

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And if You Have to Tee-Tee You Can Just Press Pause…

Never in my life will I ever want to teach anybody anything ever.  I have zero patience in teaching people to do stuff that I know I can do faster and definitely better than they can.  Ok, not better, but if I know how to do it I’d rather just do it myself rather than [...]

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I Only Have One Thing On My Mind…

For some reason I can’t get the thought of how much life would be different if dogs had opposable thumbs.
And how I would constantly be yanking food out of my dogs hands…

Like I said, not every entry is a winner people.

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I Have the Best Luck EVER…

This weekend my sweet husband and I went to Southlake, TX to enjoy a fun weekend shopping, eating, and relaxing in the hotel room. 
As luck would have it a flood that is proportionate to the Biblical flood decided to descend upon Texas and Oklahoma.  It kind of defeats the purpose of a fun outdoor shopping [...]

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So, WalMart huh…

Literally just got back from Wal-Mart after waiting two hours for my husband to get his oil changed.  We spent a majority of the time in the waiting room watching The Antiques Roadshow.  Does anyone even watch that show anymore?
Apparently my husband and I have tags on our heads tonight that say, “PLEASE TALK TO [...]

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You Know You’re In Love When…

One question I keep getting over and over from everyone (and by everyone I mean no one) is what did you do for your anniversary?
Thanks for asking!
It was so romantic.
I had to go outside and wait for my husband to write in the card so I wouldn’t see what he was writing.  Then we exchanged [...]

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This is My 200th Post…

Friends always have a way of kicking you when you’re down.  Isn’t that what friends are for?  Or maybe it’s just MY friends.
As I mentioned on Friday, Lauren and I went and visited Ginny in the great, stuck in the 70’s city of Tulsa, OK! 
She dragged (it goes against every fiber of my being to [...]

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