I do something behind closed doors in my own house that I’m not ashamed to do. I used to do it in public in front of people but now I do it by myself. Any guesses?
Some of you might be thinking stripping–I mean that’s the first thing I thought of while re-reading my description and generally that’s my first response to anything. But alas I have never taken my clothes off for people–not even my husband, the poor guy. The correct response is:
I DANCE TO BRITNEY SPEARS AND *NSYNC!
Back in high school I “hated” Britney Spears–she was my antithesis. Granted that really meant I loved her and tried to imitate her as much as possible without people realizing it. And *NSYNC I just loved them and wanted to be the girlfriend to every one of them. Even Lance, he wouldn’t have loved me back though. My friend Ginny and I would scrutinize over their videos and memorize the dances. Ginny was a fellow “hater” although she might have actually hated her at one point because she stole her man–Justin! We were good–I think Oops I Did It Again was our best performance EVER. We were asked a lot in college to perform the dance. We even got extra credit in Biology II for doing the dance in front of the whole class. We had no shame.
Nowadays I keep my dancing confined to my own house. Just yesterday I was on the treadmill and Britney came on the IPOD and I just had to break out in dance. Yes, I know I’m talented and can walk and dance at the same time on a treadmill. I wonder if there’s a video floating around there of me dancing…I’ll see what I can do.
Speaking of sad and pathetic:
“A LITTLE HELP HERE PLEASE…”
Yeah, she’ll just sit there like that until someone helps her up onto the bed.
By the way–Yesterday was AWESOME! Thanks to all of the new people who came over and commented!