Once upon a time there was a dainty little, roly-poly puppy named Lexi.
She began to grow and grow into a cute little toddler-dog.
Another couple of months went by and she grew into her adult sized body.
There was a problem though. She kept growing and growing and growing and growing. Instead of growing longer and taller she grew outwards and sideways.
Now she can barely strain her neck to look over her shoulder.
Also, the end of her eating anything she wants days. This pooch is on a diet! And it’s the most pathetic thing you’ve ever seen.
If you don’t hear from me, I’m doing some therapy for a dog who’s addicted to food. We’re kindred spirits in that way.