When it comes to bugs, toads, and snakes my husband is a baby. I married a little girl.
The other night he called me outside because this was sitting in our backyard.
[Please note, the above toad is not the actual toad in question]
See how terrifying and scary that is? He wanted me to move it so the dogs wouldn’t eat it. So me, being a normal person, picked it up and moved it.
“What does a toad feel like,” my innocent husband asked.
“It feels like a toad.” I said “Do you want me to get it so you can touch it?”
(Remember we’re dealing with an almost 30-year-old man)
I go and retrieve it and bring it to him. He was getting ready to touch it when the toad peed on me. Which is completely normal for a toad to do. And he freaked out and wouldn’t get near it.
Fast forward to last night.
[Please note this is none of the junebugs in question from last night.]
One of his greatest fears. I’ll admit they gross me out too, but I am not scared of them by any means.
We were out watching the dogs in the backyard and junebugs were starting to fly in. He was getting a little antsy and finally after five or six junebugs landed on our porch he had me go in the house (because he could not walk past the junebug invasion) and let him in the side door.
As we were sleeping we heard the buzzing of the wings of a junebug. In our room. I had to be the one to get up, find the junebug, pick it up, and throw it back outside. (As you all should know by now I don’t kill anything–if there’s a spider my husband kills it)
I can’t belive I’m going to have to be the one in this relationship that teaches our kids how to play with bugs, worms, toads, and snakes.
I’m actually surprised he’s brave enough to even pet our two dogs…
Who could resist though? I mean really…look at them!