Archive for May, 2009

By R. Kelly





She tolerates life most days.  And she wasn’t “trapped” in the closet.  She was hiding avoiding the horrible ear cleaning.  If dogs only knew that we were trying to HELP them!  Sadie had so much wax that one of LEXI’S hairs got stuck in her ear.

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I know I’ve discussed me sleeping before (see here).  That was more about positions now I’ve discovered something NEW to add to my beauty while I’m sleeping.  In the last couple of weeks I have woken myself up snoring numerous times.  As far as I know I have never snored in my life but then again my husband is the only one I’ve technically shared a bed with. (Obviously excluding sleepovers and that random donkey in Mexico, but that’s a different story)  I was telling my husband this the other day and he said, “oh yeah you snore occasionally…” My eyes went wide and I’m pretty sure I turned five different shades of red.  I have a complex.  I don’t like sleeping in front of people.  Because of THIS VERY REASON. On top of that he also tells me he knows when I’m falling asleep because I let out a little bark. 


Ok, so now I bark in my sleep.  I apparently like my dogs a little more than I thought.  Maybe I’m trying to communicate with them.  I guess I do this almost N-I-G-H-T-L-Y! 

Then to top it all off the other night someone said something really funny in a dream I was having and I L-O-L’d in my sleep.  Yes, I said LOL’d–I’m lazy like that. 

I still have yet to talk in my sleep but my husband still has me beat–he screamed bloody murder in his…scared me to death. 

Am I the only one that does weird stuff in their sleep that you didn’t know about until after you got a sleeping partner?


She was really confused about something this morning.  And no, don’t worry those aren’t her ribs sticking out of her side–they’re rolls.  She is well on her way to a beach body!


Sadie was too busy sniffing fences and eating grass to pay attention to me.  Big surprise…

On the hair front–THANKS for all of the feedback. I think I’m going to keep it longish but I’m going to add some blonde for the summer.  Since my mom pretty much told me the other day that she wished she had a blonde daughter (I MAY be over-exaggerating). Plus I thought it might be fun to have some blonde at the beach!

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